Derek here,
As the best Halloween makeup artist in North America (self nominated, voted and appointed) in 2012, 2014 (we don’t talk about 2013, it’s the year that shall not be named), I have an easy to follow makeup tutorial that will have you looking fresh to death. The first thing you’re going to want to do is exfoliate the night before, so you have a nice, clean, even canvas. Exfoliating the day of can lead to irritation from heavy cosmetics. Following a skin care regime is important every day, but if you don’t love yourself and don’t normally do it, just make sure to moisturize the morning of. Using a non alcohol based toner will help minimize the appearance of pores, creating a smoother effect when the theatrical base makeup is applied.
Now on to the makeup, here is my no fail, guaranteed routine;

Step 1) Locate any mobile device, preferably an iPhone, or if you’re technologically inclined, an android.

Step 2) Use said device to book an appointment at Cliptomania by simply calling 306-668-6611.  Jenny, Blaze, and sometimes Zelda (if you can bribe her enough), all do amazing phenomenal theatrical makeup. I however am way too popular and by the time you read this I’m already booked solid for Halloween. Sending inspiration photos or ideas is also a great way to ensure you get the effect you’re going for.

If you’ve had a hard time following this tutorial, you’re probably illiterate.  

You're Welcome
Love, Derek. 

*Side effects of not booking with us for Halloween include but are not exclusive to, nausea, heartburn, vomiting, unpopularity, lack of party invites, not a very good time, and an inability to make poor choices.