I'm going to state the obvious, you should vote for Cliptomania as the best salon in Saskatoon because I work here. As a national treasure, and a humble, modest stylist, I feel entitled to win everything, always. Anything else would put the universe into a chaotic state of unbalance. Ask yourself this... do you want to unbalance the universe? You might find yourself saying "But Derek, aren't you kind of arrogant?" And you'd be right. I may seem conceited and pompous, on the outside, but just like an onion, as you peel back each layer, you find the exact same thing and start to cry.
P.S: Zelda wants me to let you know that Cliptomania does not endorse or support any/all of my thoughts or feelings and would like to be waived of all liability.
What a bitch, always trying to keep me down.