I'm going to state the obvious, you should vote for Cliptomania as the best salon in Saskatoon because I work here. As a national treasure, and a humble, modest stylist, I feel entitled to win everything, always. Anything else would put the universe into a chaotic state of unbalance. Ask yourself this... do you want to unbalance the universe? You might find yourself saying "But Derek, aren't you kind of arrogant?" And you'd be right. I may seem conceited and pompous, on the outside, but just like an onion, as you peel back each layer, you find the exact same thing and start to cry. 
Love, 
Derek

P.S: Zelda wants me to let you know that Cliptomania does not endorse or support any/all of my thoughts or feelings and would like to be waived of all liability.

What a bitch, always trying to keep me down. 

*endorsed by Donald Trump's hair piece

*endorsed by Donald Trump's hair piece

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