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Derek's Holiday Deep Thought

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Derek's Holiday Deep Thought

Just to be perfectly clear, Cliptomania in no way supports or shares the views and opinions of Derek Capulet.  In fact, we donate A LOT of money to non-profit counselors to help those with low self-esteem caused by Derek.  We also pray twice as hard to make sure he doesn’t burst into flames mid client and is able to finish his work without burning the shop down.  

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Derek's March Deep Thought

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Derek's March Deep Thought

Derek is back to shed light on a very serious issue that is affecting our community, here in the heart of downtown. It's something we haven't been able to openly talk about due to fear of the backlash we would receive for holding such a cold hearted view on this issue. However, Derek is bold and is done not speaking out about it. He's making no apologies and neither are we. 

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Deep thoughts by Derek - Valentines Edition

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Deep thoughts by Derek - Valentines Edition

*Cliptomania in no way supports or shares the views and opinions of Derek Capulet.  In fact, we donate A LOT of money to non-profit counselors to help those with low self-esteem caused by Derek.  We also pray twice as hard to make sure he doesn’t burst into flames mid client and is able to finish his work without burning the shop down. 

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Deep thoughts by Derek

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Deep thoughts by Derek

*Cliptomania in no way supports or shares the views and opinions of Derek Capulet.  In fact, we donate A LOT of money to non-profit counselors to help those with low self-esteem caused by Derek.  We also pray twice as hard to make sure he doesn’t burst into flames mid client and is able to finish his work without burning the shop down. 

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Growing out your Beard; Memoirs of a Bro-fessional

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Growing out your Beard; Memoirs of a Bro-fessional

As our resident Bro-ologist, and the second manliest stylist on staff here at Cliptomania, I’m going to give you my secrets on growing out your beard. That way you too can feel like Bro-sidan, king of the Bro-cean.  Following my steps to success may seem difficult at first, but you just need to give it 110%, no ragrets (not even one letter)!

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