Derek is here this holiday season to send you warm wishes and traumatize your children, so bundle them up around the fire before Krampus pushes them in.
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*Cliptomania in no way supports or shares the views and opinions of Derek Capulet. In fact, we donate A LOT of money to non-profit counselors to help those with low self-esteem caused by Derek. We also pray twice as hard to make sure he doesn’t burst into flames mid client and is able to finish his work without burning the shop down.